A Hong Kong McDonald’s Refuses To Serve Blacks

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 16 April 2020

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The American ambassador to China wants this McDonalds to be shut down pending an investigation.

HONG KONG – The Chinese Press is reporting that a restaurant in Hong Kong put up a sign stating that blacks cannot enter the eatery.

A lawyer representing former NBA basketball player, LeShontay Maypole, said that he and his wife, LaQuaneesha, tried to enter the establishment to get some Chicken McNuggets and a Happy Meal.

The manager informed them of the sign, and said that it was nothing personal.

“Nothing personal!” LeShontay yelled. “So, tell me, Ping Pong Fu, then just what the hell is it? Something political, something historical, or perhaps something whatical?”

The manager told him to please leave or he would have three of the cooks, who are experts at karate, forcibly karate him out of the restaurant.

When Maypole informed the manager that he was going to talk to CNN, and tell them about his restaurant’s racism, the manager suddenly changed his tune.

The restaurant manager at that point told Maypole and his beautiful wife to please come in and sit at the manager’s personal table, and order whatever he and his wife wanted, free of charge.

Maypole told him to take all of the Chicken McNuggets in the restaurant and stick them up his ying yang.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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