BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Business Satire) - King Charles III, who says he loves the Dallas Cowboys, American hamburgers, and Jennifer Lopez told reporter Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz that his late mum was a big fan of the Texas-based hamburger chain, Whata…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest company in the entire world Bezos-Musk Inc. has expressed a desire in purchasing Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago sports car. Jeff Bezos, who is running the company while partner Elon Musk d…
SOMEWHERE IN THE PERSIAN GULF - (World Cup Satire) - NBC News reports that the Ethiopian soccer team was headed to Qatar when suddenly their boat hit an iceberg. Word is that the boat sunk within six minutes, but luckily all of the team managed to…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Melania Trump, the soon-to-be-third ex-wife of the meanest, most hateful, asshole in the entire universe (Trump) recently sat down with Anderson Cooper for a one-on-one interview. Anderson asked the former first lad…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has expressed a desire to become the UK's new prime minister. Elizabeth Hurley, who has known the 80-year-old bass guitar player for 30 years noted that Sir Paul, probably knows more ab…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the White House Press that an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet shot down a Cambodian C-19 cargo plane. POTUS said that the Cambodian plane entered US air space just outside of the Oregon town…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, has just written that Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac has just recorded a song about the most evil, hate-spewing individual in the entire country. Nicks, who said her favori…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is reportedly very depressed after learning that his taco truck has been stolen by some dastardly thief. The taco truck is reportedly the Trumpturd's pride and joy, as he had told his ONLY r…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Voodoo Dupree, a writer with Press Extra has just broken the story that Brit singer Cheryl Cole has been contemplating selling the autographed bra that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth had given to her two years ago. Co…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that the "Queen Elizabeth Rocks" T-Shirts are outselling the combined T-Shirts of soccer stars Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, and Chicharito. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency reports that 47% of al…
BIRMINGHAM, England - (Satire News) - Birmingham Morning Banner writer Arabelle Koyquist writes that two streetwalkers have come across a suitcase that was filled with alleged nude photos of the late queen. According to one of the trollops the fac…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Half of the Republicans who voted for Trump in the 2020 election now all agree that they have no idea what the fuck they were thinking. One huge Trumpturd supporter, 92-year-old Elmo Sylvan Yorkfork, who stands 5-fo…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood is happy to report that one of the most hateful, bitter, disrespectful Brits on American TV has been fired. Vistawood said that Len "The Limey Loon" Goodman was terminated from…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Sports Satire) - The BBC has reported that King Charles III, stated that he loves watching the Dallas Cowboys play on the telly. The BBC's Tyrus Bottomfiddle, who is also a big fan of the 'Boys from Dallas, said that the king…
MEMPHIS - (Music Satire) - The most popular singer in the music business has just recorded her latest album, which is titled, "The Most Popular Glockenspiel Songs From The Civil War." Swift said that the songs were compiled from a list of over 180…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency writes that Dolly Parton's brand new perfume is selling like hot dogs at a baseball game. Diddle spoke with Dolly who said that she cannot believe that at the age…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Two of the most respected Republicans in the nation, Bill Barr and Liz Cheney, have joined together to state to the members of the GOP that the twice-impeached fucked up loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump needs to stop s…
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