BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is reportedly very depressed after learning that his taco truck has been stolen by some dastardly thief.
The taco truck is reportedly the Trumpturd's pride and joy, as he had told his ONLY remaining friend, Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld, that he was using the profits from the taco truck to help finance his 2024 GOP presidential run.
GOP candidate Liz Cheney remarked that it is highly illegal to use the proceeds received from a business venture to finance one's own campaign.
She cited the case of The U.S. Supreme Court vs. President Rutherford B. Hayes, who tried to use money earned from selling horse shoes to finance his presidential run back in the 1870's.
