MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Two of the most respected Republicans in the nation, Bill Barr and Liz Cheney, have joined together to state to the members of the GOP that the twice-impeached fucked up loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump needs to stop saying he will be the GOParty's presidential candidate in 2024.
Barr, who was the Trumptwat's attorney general says that the Orange Pussy Grabber is so damn delusional that he still insists that over 18,000 Martians voted for President Biden in 2020.
Cheney added that the ex-golfer-in-chief knows that his OWN daughter Ivanka, who refers to him as her 'sperm donor father,' is getting ready to file molestation charges against his predatorial asshole.
SIDENOTE: 97.7% of Las Vegas odds makers say that DJT will end up behind bars by Valentine's Day.
