Fleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks Releases Her Single "Hey Trump - You're Old, You're Fat - Go To Hell And Stay The Fuck There You Pussy-Grabbing Racist"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 24 November 2022

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"Stevie Nicks is 74, but she looks and feels like she's 34." -ANDERSON COOPER

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, has just written that Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac has just recorded a song about the most evil, hate-spewing individual in the entire country.

Nicks, who said her favorite number is "69" told Miss San Guacamole that she and Bob Dylan wrote the anti-Trump song titled, "Hey Trump - You're Old, You're Fat - Go To Hell And Stay The Fuck There You Pussy-Grabbing Racist."

Bob Dylan noted that it took about 17 minutes to write the entire song, which includes a Melania inspired line that says, "Donaldo, ju finally got jur fooking lies shoved up jur asshole, ju asshole."

Stevie noted that part of the profits from the song will go to The Retired Rock 'n' Rollers Home, which is located in La Brea, California.

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