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Funny story: The Five Kardashian Sisters Are Very Concerned About The Nation's Tampon Shortage

The Five Kardashian Sisters Are Very Concerned About The Nation's Tampon Shortage

HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today's Papaya Bamboo says that the Kardashian sisters are extremely upset about the tampon shortage that has just hit the nation. Miss Bamboo said that Kim, who was recently dumped by her boyfrie…

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Funny story: Russia Reports That The RAF Fighter Jet Pilot Who Was Shot Down Over Ukraine Is Now In Prison

Russia Reports That The RAF Fighter Jet Pilot Who Was Shot Down Over Ukraine Is Now In Prison

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian authorities report that UK pilot Capt. Winthrop D. Greengate, who was shot down near the town of Losova, Ukraine, is now being held in an undisclosed prison in the USSR. Capt. Greengate says that he feels somewhat…

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Nikita Putin Is Secretly Planning To Invade Cambodia

Russian President Vladimir Nikita Putin Is Secretly Planning To Invade Cambodia

MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that a secret document has been found in which President Vladimir Nikita Putin is planning on invading Cambodia within the near future. Putski, as VP Kamala Harris calls him, revealed that…

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Reports That The World War II Luftwaffe Bomber Bomb That Was Found In The Basement of Buckingham Palace Has Been Stolen

Scotland Yard Reports That The World War II Luftwaffe Bomber Bomb That Was Found In The Basement of Buckingham Palace Has Been Stolen

LONDON - (Satire News) - In a strange turn of events, the WWII Luftwaffe bomber bomb that was found in the Buckingham Palace basement has been stolen. A representative for Scotland Yard said that they are checking surveillance video to see if they…

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Funny story: A United Kingdom Rugby Player Is Caught In Portugal With 30 Pounds of Marijuana In His Tesla Truck

A United Kingdom Rugby Player Is Caught In Portugal With 30 Pounds of Marijuana In His Tesla Truck

EL GUAPO, PORTUGAL - (Satire News) - A player who plays for The Wanking Warriors of The English Premiership Rugby Union was caught with 30 pounds of refined Swiss marijuana in a suitcase in his Tesla truck. The player identified as Rolf P. Gladsto…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Tells Anderson Cooper That Her Sister-In-Law Kate Middleton Is A Brit Bitch

Meghan Markle Tells Anderson Cooper That Her Sister-In-Law Kate Middleton Is A Brit Bitch

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In the world of "Sisters-In-Law" there is no fucking love lost between the wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) and the wife of Prince William (Kate Middleton). Both gals hate each other as much as VP Kamala Harris…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi and The Entire Argentinian World Cup Team Get Beat By Saudi Arabia In The Biggest Upset In World Cup History

Lionel Messi and The Entire Argentinian World Cup Team Get Beat By Saudi Arabia In The Biggest Upset In World Cup History

QATAR - (World Cup Sports News) - The Argentinian soccer team, which along with Brazil is favored to win the World Cup Finals, has just been a part of the greatest upset in the history of soccer or football as they refer to it in the United Kingdom.

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Funny story: King Charles III, Reveals His Favorite UK Hip Hop Band

King Charles III, Reveals His Favorite UK Hip Hop Band

LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just informed the BBC the name of King Charles III's favorite hip hop British band. Foote said that since becoming king, Charles has attended two concerts by the rap band nam…

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Funny story: Fox News Reports That Trump Is No Longer Relevant - He's Just An Ugly-As-Shit Has Been!

Fox News Reports That Trump Is No Longer Relevant - He's Just An Ugly-As-Shit Has Been!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Fox News Network has just put out a memo stating to all Fox employees that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is no longer relevant. The Corporation wants everyone to know that the "Pussy Grabber" has just simply bec…

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Funny story: Pete Davidson Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dumped His Girlfriend Kim Kardashian

Pete Davidson Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dumped His Girlfriend Kim Kardashian

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pete Davidson was asked by Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo why he dumped the sexy, sultry Kim Kardashian. Davidson who is only 29, said that at first the thought that the idea of him being in love and hav…

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Funny story: London's Infamous Streetwalkers Union Endorses Cheryl Cole For Prime Minister

London's Infamous Streetwalkers Union Endorses Cheryl Cole For Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - London's Hussies Union #169 has just endorsed singer/actress Cheryl Cole to be the next prime minister of the United Kingdom. The whore union has 903 members, including one who was voted London's Best Fucking Whore of 2022…

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Has Termites

Buckingham Palace Has Termites

LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote has just told the British news media that Buck House was recently checked out by an insect spraying firm, and it was found to have an infestation of the dreaded Tanganyikan Trifling…

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Funny story: Jason Aldean's Wife Named The Most Hateful Wife In Country Music

Jason Aldean's Wife Named The Most Hateful Wife In Country Music

SHIT CREEK, Georgia - (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just named Brittany Kerr Aldean as "The Most Evil, Hateful Country Singer's Wife In Country Music." Brittany Kerr Aldean, who flopped on American Idol several seasons ago, is regarde…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Who Was Dumped By Pete Davidson Calls Kanye West - And K.W. Tells Her To Go Fuck Herself

Kim Kardashian Who Was Dumped By Pete Davidson Calls Kanye West - And K.W. Tells Her To Go Fuck Herself

HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin says that Kim Kardashian is still very heartbroken at being dumped by her boyfriend of 10 months Pete Davidson. Miss Zeppelin said that Kimmy even lowered…

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Funny story: Trump Has Become Addicted To Preparation H

Trump Has Become Addicted To Preparation H

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - One of the Mar-a-Lago maids has told a reporter with the iNews News Agency that Mr. Trump has become addicted to Preparation H. The maid, identified as Ling Ling Ching told iNNA reporter Kitty Segovia that she…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses That She Had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery

Miley Cyrus Confesses That She Had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus has let the pussy (cat) out of the bag, as she has revealed that she recently had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery. Miley told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has been wanting to get the proced…

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says That Her Big Sister Kim Is Devastated at Being Dumped By SNL's Pete Davidson

Khloe Kardashian Says That Her Big Sister Kim Is Devastated at Being Dumped By SNL's Pete Davidson

HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Khloe Kardashian says that her big sister (in age - not size) is extremely depressed after being dumped by her boyfriend (Pete Davidson) after being together for 10 months. Khloe said that since the break…

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