HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin says that Kim Kardashian is still very heartbroken at being dumped by her boyfriend of 10 months Pete Davidson.
Miss Zeppelin said that Kimmy even lowered herself to call up her ex-asshole husband Kanye "The Pest" West and asked him to comfort her in her time of extreme sadness.
Kanye, who still hates Kim for dumping his black ass last year, hit the Kimster with some very explicitly vulgar words and basically told the fat ass crybaby to go fuck herself.
Kim reportedly replied really, and "The Pest" said yes really and he told her not to ever call him again unless it's to give him money, a birthday present, a Christmas present, or a blow job.
