NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Fox News Network has just put out a memo stating to all Fox employees that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is no longer relevant.
The Corporation wants everyone to know that the "Pussy Grabber" has just simply become a fucked up "Has Been," who needs to seriously think about committing himself into The Henry and Betty Ford Clinic For The Criminally Insane, located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
The TrumpTraitor knows that he will soon be changing his address from Mar-a-Lago to Sing Sing Prison.
Even his daughter (Ivanka) refers to her sperm donor father, as a damn, fucked up con-artist, who needs to do something about his addiction to Preparation H suppositories.
