MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - One of the Mar-a-Lago maids has told a reporter with the iNews News Agency that Mr. Trump has become addicted to Preparation H.
The maid, identified as Ling Ling Ching told iNNA reporter Kitty Segovia that she recently found 17 empty 14-ounce tubes of Prep H stashed underneath the orange racist's bed.
Miss Ching, no relation to the Boston Chings, said that her evil, Nazi-loving boss is also addicted to Big Macs, Cokes, KFC chicken tenders, and Pancho Villa Tequila.
Miss Segovia also noted that she was told by a Mar-a-Lago security guard that the pencil-dicked Trump likes to sunbathe while wearing a J.Lo designer two-piece bikini.
