NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – INews has stated that the unemployed, 49-year-old fake blonde former television newscaster, Megyn Kelly, has suddenly come out of her rat hole, and jumped on the poor, poor, mistreated Donald Trump out-of-tune bandwago…
LAS VEGAS – (Celebrity Satire) – Celine Dion has just admitted that, yes, it’s true, she is now down to 67 pounds. The Canadian songbird remarked that she has been border-line anorexic since 2007, and just since September, she has become totally a…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – America has spoken and voted to oust the meanest leader in the history of mankind including Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini. The Brooklyn Bridger-Times wrote that the X-rated Trump horror movie is finally over, and now t…
(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vox Populi put it excellently when they said that Trump has turned out to be the worst president ever. They went on to say that he did absolutely nothing during his term but play golf about 8,000 times…
NEW YORK CITY – Production has temporarily been suspended on daytime TV's top-rated soap opera, “The Young and the Restless”. iRumors reports that two stars, Romulus Oxnard and Pansy Voxatoria, who play married couple Quiller and Skyler Lollygag,…
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – iRumors says that there is perhaps no one in the USA happier that the President lost the election than Taylor Swift. iRumors then added, "except maybe for Robert Di Niro, Kathy Griffin, LeBron James, Jimmy Kimmel, G…
MEMPHIS – (Satire News) – Justin Bieber recently admitted to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that he has had more ups and downs in his short life than a pogo stick. The Canadian-born singer, who has had his problems with alcohol, cocaine, marijuana,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is saying that Kentucky Senator McConnell and South Carolina Senator Graham, who were each victorious in their senate races, are both now saying that yes, President Trump is positively a racist. When a…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The iRumors News Agency has found out that 2.9 million of the votes cast for Trump in the Plywood State were cast by Cubans, who are living in the United States illegally. The agency stated that most of the i…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Vox Populi News Agency, Trump says that every vote that was cast in California and New York state will be nullified. He stated that he has personally investigated the situation, and found that vo…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Most of the reputable US political polls are showing that President Trump’s ass is toast, to use a popular southern cooking term. The Quintessential Poll, one of the most reputable polls n the nation, is going as fa…
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – President Trump, hot on his Campaign of Hate Tour, spoke before a paltry crowd of 92 people in Corn Shuck, Iowa, home of nothing but cornfields and corn farmers. He told the audience that corn is his most favorit…
OIL SLICK, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – President Trump held a campaign rally in Oil Slick, Pennsylvania, home of the largest Preparation H factory in the nation. POTUS told the mask-less crowd that, when elected, he is going to build a private…
NEW YORK CITY – CNN host Don “Rainbow” Lemon recently told fellow host Chris Cuomo that he has never known a man who hates women more than President Trump does. He pointed out that POTUS hates Senator Elizabeth Warren, Michigan Governor Gretchen W…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that Melania confided in her about an incident that could easily land the President and others in prison for a long, long time. Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that it is no secret that M…
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Political Salad Bar Magazine has stated that a computer hacker has hacked into President Trump’s campaign website. A private computing anti-hacking company told PSBM that the hacker is extremely professional, and was ab…
ARLINGTON, Texas – (Sports Satire) – After winning game 6 to capture the World Series Championship, player who had been removed from the game, after testing positive for COVID-19, suddenly darted out of his isolation cage, and onto the playing field.
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