WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is saying that Kentucky Senator McConnell and South Carolina Senator Graham, who were each victorious in their senate races, are both now saying that yes, President Trump is positively a racist.
When asked why they had waited four years to reveal Trump’s racism, McConnell replied that they were both afraid as hell of the President.
Senator Graham revealed that he once saw POTUS kick one of the older senators smack dab in his onions, because he dared to make a comment about his hairdo.
And McConnell added that DJT once threatened to tell the White House press that a canary has a bigger pecker than he had.
Both spineless senators say that, now that Trump has gotten his ass stomped by Joe Biden, more senators and staff members are going to come forward, with very personal tidbits about the President who, some say, makes Adolf Hitler look like that sissified Jared Kushner.