DALLAS – (Satire News) – According to recent statistics on horses in Texas, one out of every six adults in the Dallas Metroplex area owns a horse. And some families are known as two-horse families. In keeping with that theme, the executives at McD…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Like Bob Dylan sang many decades ago, ‘the times they are a-changing.’ And the fast food industry can certainly attest to that as McDonalds has just followed Wendy’s lead, and they have announced that they will be opening…
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas – (Satire News) – The Hot Springs Police Department reports that a tall, slender individual, who looked a lot like Matt Gaetz, but not anywhere near as fat, or as ridiculously overweight, drove up to a McDonalds drive-thru and h…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Brooklyn state that hip hop artists Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion got into a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local McDonalds. Dozens of eye witnesses stated that the two were sitting at a b…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The biggest fast food restaurant in the entire world has just informed the eating public that they are getting ready to introduce their lates menu item. Mickey D’s spokeswoman Bodega Trixweather, 38, said that after 8 mo…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Corporate officials with McDonalds took the suggestion from San Francisco native, VP Kamala Harris and they have added a new menu item, which has gone through the roof. The vice-president, who says she eats an average of…
BOSTON – (Satire News) – Patrons at a McDonalds, near the Bunker Hill Monument were shocked to see the former president having lunch, and all by himself. An elderly couple that was visiting from Pomona, California, said that they could not believe…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – D.J. Trump appeared with his all-time favorite news host, Maria Bartiromo and told her that he has no idea where the rumor came from, but he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the U.S. Nazi Federation. Bar…
BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what fast food pundits are calling the dumbest idea in the world of fast food, the McDonalds McSauerkraut Burger has ridden off to that Burger Paradise in the Sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors Doeuvres asked a Mickey…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonald’s Fast Food Corporation has hit the fast food lottery, with it’s brand new promotion of giving their patrons an in-the-store Coronavirus shot with a purchase of a Big Mac Meal. The idea is the brain child of…
OAK BROOK, IL – In a stunning blow to an iconic American food product, McDonald’s Corporate Headquarters has announced that they have lost the recipe for the World-Renowned Special Sauce, the result being that sales of the Big Mac have been halted ac…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) – The ex-resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C., spoke with GOPicky Magazine. He was asked how he felt now, being a plain, simple, ordinary citizen. The former president made a face, and rep…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice is reporting that President Putin called up President Trump, and expressed how sad he was that he got his ass kicked by President-to-be-Joe Biden. Vladimir expressed that he has no idea how it feels to l…
CHICAGO – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation has always prided itself in striving to be the first fast food franchise to introduce a new menu item during the early part of each new year. And this year is no different. Mickey D's marketi…
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