AUSTIN - (Satire News) - Word coming from deep in the heart of Texas, is that the biggest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., is in the process of purchasing the newly discovered planet, Labia Majora. Contrary to what many uniformed peo…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the entire world has just announced that they will soon be marketing the world’s very first portable bidet. The PB, as Jeff Bezos has pegged it, (no pun intended) will be roughly the size…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest company in the world once again proves that it is light years ahead of its competition. Bezos-Musk, Inc., owned by super billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, makes NASA look like a tinker toy company.
LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s True Dat News Agency has just informed the UK citizens that the largest company in the world has offered to purchase Buckingham Palace. TDNA writer Reggie Rickenbacker stated that the Austin, Texas-based corporati…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Move over Pizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson, there is a new sheriff in town and his name is Bezos-Musk. The largest corporation in the world has just informed their entire staff of pharmaceutical scientists to put…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) – England is thrilled to announce that the largest corporation in the world has just agreed to build a huge factory in Liverpool, England. True Dat News Agency reporter Reggie Rickenbacker, informed the UK public…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire and co-founder of Bezos-Musk Inc., Elon Musk, has just remarked that one day, in the not-too-distant future, he will become the King of Mars. Musk who has more money than the entire populations of Iowa, E…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just broken the romantic story about Britney Spears and Elon Musk. NRNA writer Traci Diddle learned that the “Come Back Kid,” Britney, has been secretly dating billionaire space ex…
GALVESTON, Texas – (Satire News) – Three of the world’s richest dudes have just gotten together to form the world’s biggest corporation. The company which has been named The 3 Kings, is based in Galveston, because the city gave them 203 acres free…
Multi-billionaire Elon Musk is clapping back on Twitter again, this time to those who don’t think he knows who his own children are. Musk confidently tweeted on Thursday: “How about this- if the UN can show me concrete proof that I have children,…
LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the world, which is headed by multi-billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk has just stated that they will soon begin construction on what will be the biggest retail mall in the entire world.
Houston, TX - According to sources close to the new richest man in the world, he begrudgingly had to order a small part for his next rocket launch from the man that used to be the richest man in the world. 'He had to smoke 2 joints before he hit t…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The US Space Practices and Acts Commission has just issued Elon Musk’s company a $47,000 fine. According to the BuzzFuzz News Agency, the fine was levied due to the fact that one of the SpaceX toilets has developed a leak,…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency recently interviewed Elon Musk, and asked about his new all-electric self-driving passenger bus. Musk told reporter Mimosa Sabrosa that the bus will comfortably accommodate 30 passengers, and it…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency has found out that the world’s largest manufacturing plant, which is located in Austin, has added a third shift, and is working 24/7. Abel Zorro, senior writer for Hullabaloo News, reports…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – One of the world’s foremost space explorers recently told Alpha Beta News Agency’s Mimosa Sabrosa of his next space exploratory goal. As of September, 2021, Musk is the second richest man in the world, right behind Amazon’…
Yes, Elon Musk did it again. Like Tesla wasn’t enough of an accomplishment, he followed Tesla with SpaceX. Cutting expenses, SpaceX is designed to work with reusable parts; and soft landings on barges in the ocean. Pretty soon, SpaceX transport was d…
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