AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest company in the world once again proves that it is light years ahead of its competition.
Bezos-Musk, Inc., owned by super billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, makes NASA look like a tinker toy company.
Elon Musk told Traci Diddle, with the National Rumblings News Agency they are developing The BM Lightning Gladiator, a huge spacecraft that can carry 125 individuals and is valued at $19.3 billion.
Jeff Bezos chimed in and told Miss Diddle that each of the 125 passengers will be paying $4 million each for the honor of traveling to the moon.
SIDENOTE: A group calling itself the “Lets Send Racist Trump To The Moon” has already raised $1.7 million to get the piece-of-lying gorilla shit off the planet.
