LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just broken the story that King Charles III, has made it one of his top priorities to lure the Premier League Manchester United Red Devils to London. Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel F…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel reports that the Canadian Super Vortex has arrived. She noted that one of the nation's leading weather experts, Dr. Faustini Fillapreeni, 64, said that as a result, every state in the…
NEW NOOKIE, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Relatives, friends, and co-workers all warned Clovis Bliggenfaxer, 31, that she really needed to see a therapist about her amazingly unusual knee fetish. Clovis said that when she was 17, she was told by a pe…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well the man who thought he could say and do any fucking thing he wanted is now depressed and so sad that he is eating up a storm. BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, reports that Alex "The Tub of Lard" Jones has gaine…
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - LaLaLand Daily's Valerie Vistawood has broken the story that three famous soccer players will be starring in a movie about one of soccer's greatest players. The motion picture will star Chicharito, Eric Cantona, and D…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - El Ole News Agency has informed its readers that the richest woman in Tijuana, Mexico, is 20-year-old Alexa Maria Guacamole. Lexma, as her late grandfather, multimillionaire Senor Horacio Heriberto Del Echo, affec…
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - A woman who has been called the sexiest transgender in America, told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. has fallen in love with her. Donald Jo…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Brit spitfires Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell both agree that there is no one more qualified to lead Great Britain than the sensuously attractive songstress Cheryl Cole. Cheeza as she is called by nearly everyone except her…
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Illinois state senate has voted overwhelmingly to change the phrase from "Old Man Winter" to the more appropriate "Old Woman Winter." The vote came out 96 to 4, to change the phrase. The chairman of t…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has printed that singer, dancer, TV actress Miley Cyrus has written a self-help book titled, "How To Get Rid of The Dreaded 'V' Word Malady - Vaginalabiatosis." WNA writer Dylan Fresco, met…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - King Charles III, recently told the BBC that he has decided to sell one of his mum's (the queen's) favorite stately crowns. The crown was given to the queen back on December 7, 1999, by King Fasula Mashula of Mo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - More bad news for the evil PG (pussy grabber). After being fucking forced to release his income tax returns, it appears that we all now know why the orange dipshit adamantly refused to release them. Hillary an…
KISSIMMEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency says that the Kissimmee, Florida town council has voted to fine any citizen who makes a butt call, accidentally or on purpose. Councilwoman Sybilla Cullenshick, 53, told reporter Lexi As…
MEDELLIN, Colombia - (Satire News) - The government of Colombia has just stated that their top export has just become sodium-free cocaine. Alejandro Silverio De Las Buenas, a spokesman for the government noted that after years of testing, retestin…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has compiled a list of things that have been said about the most hated man in the entire nation, Don "The Fucking Traitor" Tump. 1. The orange asshole is a big time narcissisist. -A…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The governor of Iowa Kim Reynolds has informed the citizens of Iowa that she has cancelled the order of Chinese condoms that was made two weeks ago. Gov. Reynolds, who is a very sexy woman, considering she's from…
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just stated that Kim Kardashian is still devastated at being dumped by boyfriend Pete Davidson. Mimosa Sabrosa with ABNA, said that Kim was recently watching a bullfight from Madrid on T…
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