NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has compiled a list of things that have been said about the most hated man in the entire nation, Don "The Fucking Traitor" Tump.
1. The orange asshole is a big time narcissisist. -ANN COULTER
2. My dad only loves two people, him and himself. -BARRON TRUMP
3. Melania's loser husband is an emotionally unfit orange douchebag. -SEAN HANNITY
4. The Trumptard's need to grab pussy is beyond perverted - it's truly fucked up. -STORMY DANIELS.
5. Don The Nazi lover is a bastard, son-of-a-bitch Vietnam War draft dodger. -MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
6. Trump is without a doubt the ugliest pussy grabber in America. -MARIA BARTIROMO
7. There are 3 things that the sexual predator loves to eat, Big Macs, McNuggets, and Vladimir Putin. -TIFFANY TRUMP
8. Melania said that her husband would take out his pee pee and play with it
for hours on end. -KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE
9. Trump The Traitor has about as much honor as shit in an outhouse. -VP KAMALA HARRIS
10. My 'Sperm Donor' father will NEVER, EVER, EVER intimately touch my body again - IVANKA TRUMP
