A List of 10 Comments That Have Been Made About Donald Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 December 2022

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"Before the Feds are through with the Nazi perv, he'll end up on food stamps." -LIZ CHENEY

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has compiled a list of things that have been said about the most hated man in the entire nation, Don "The Fucking Traitor" Tump.

1. The orange asshole is a big time narcissisist. -ANN COULTER

2. My dad only loves two people, him and himself. -BARRON TRUMP

3. Melania's loser husband is an emotionally unfit orange douchebag. -SEAN HANNITY

4. The Trumptard's need to grab pussy is beyond perverted - it's truly fucked up. -STORMY DANIELS.

5. Don The Nazi lover is a bastard, son-of-a-bitch Vietnam War draft dodger. -MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE

6. Trump is without a doubt the ugliest pussy grabber in America. -MARIA BARTIROMO

7. There are 3 things that the sexual predator loves to eat, Big Macs, McNuggets, and Vladimir Putin. -TIFFANY TRUMP

8. Melania said that her husband would take out his pee pee and play with it
for hours on end. -KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE

9. Trump The Traitor has about as much honor as shit in an outhouse. -VP KAMALA HARRIS

10. My 'Sperm Donor' father will NEVER, EVER, EVER intimately touch my body again - IVANKA TRUMP

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