HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just stated that Kim Kardashian is still devastated at being dumped by boyfriend Pete Davidson.
Mimosa Sabrosa with ABNA, said that Kim was recently watching a bullfight from Madrid on Telemundo.
She was totally infatuated with how amazingly sexy "El Gazpacho" is.
Kim Googled him and learned that his real name is Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho and he is currently separated from his stunningly gorgeous wife Esmeralda, whose vital stats are 38-24-36.
Miss Sabrosa says that Gazy has over 28 million Instagram followers, including such well known celebs as Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, Ivanka Trump, Kate Gosselin, and Sofia Vergara.
"Sabby" reports that Spain's national news agency, Las Pelotas, adds that since being estranged from his wife, he has dated two Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, a New York City Rockette, nine Hooters waitresses, and female boxer Ronda Rousey.
