NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA Governing Committee has just announced that after repeated warnings that went unheeded, the Ohio State football program has been suspended and placed on probation. Governing Committee spokeswoman, Melvina…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word out of the White House is that President Biden has had enough of the Kimster's shit. POTUS has issued a stern warning to the leader of North Korea that he had better stop firing missiles that fly over Japan.
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Sinclair Petaluma reports that Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced has just been bestowed with an honor from The Harvard Male Student Body Fraternity (HMSBF). According to fraternity pre…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The blonde songstress who has had such hit songs as "Baby One More Time," "Baby A Bunch More Times," "Oops!...I Did It Again," "I'm A Slave 4 You," and the recently released, "I'm A Sex Toy 4 You," recently sat down for an…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of today's most popular and most beloved Old West actors is Sam Elliott. Elliott has appeared in over 130 Westerns and he has even recorded an album of Wild West Songs titled, "Sam Elliot Sings Songs About Cowboys a…
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Chicago Bears, Mrs. Virginia Halas McCaskey, has apologized to the Windy City fans who are Bears season tickets owners. The team that was once known as "The Monsters of The Midway," finished this season…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Karma can be a bitch, and in the case of suck buddies, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Karma is a fucking bitch. Both fruit salads, as stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree calls the butt ball twins, noted that the douche bag…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - Jenny Jo Viper, a reporter with Sports Buzz has just broken the story that the NFL's bottom-dweller, the Houston Texans are moving to San Antonio. Texans owner Janice McNair, who is 86½, informed Sports Buzz that the te…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - The owner of America's Team, Jerry Jones, has just disinvited the most hated piece of shit in America (Trump), to be his personal guest at Super Bowl LVII (57). The game will be played at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ar…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the US press corps that King Charles III, informed him that many of the UK troops in the Ukraine are tired of fighting the Russians and they want to return back to Great Britain. One…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears the blonde songstress, who is 41, but looks 39, told a reporter with The Daily Drama, that contrary to what two ex-boyfriends have said, her muffin (aka beaver) is not at all lopsided. Spears told Cindere…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer notes that the evil, hate-spewing Trumptard, was caught cavorting with a cheap Brooklyn whore at a Motel 6, in Flatbush. Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he actually took 13 photos of th…
JACKSON, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency has informed the news media that the Cotton Boll Weevil state of Mississippi, has voted to ban the importing of French Ticklers. Writer Topeka Joplin, with the GSNA, said that th…
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The Veni Vidi Vici News Agency has just announced that the Louisiana 2nd grade teacher who was voted "The Teacher With The Prettiest Pussy" has resigned her teaching position. Writer Lexus Jo Dix spoke with…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The man who was impeached twice and who got his orange ass kicked royally by President Joe Biden has been taken into custody. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that NYPD officers took the Nazi-lover into custody…
CHESAPEAKE, Virginia - (Satire News) - Dollar Tree is an American discount variety store. It operates 16,213 stores throughout the nation. Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza, stated that the store that sells most of its items for $1.25,incl…
MANCHESTER, England - (Soccer Satire) - History has been made in the UK's world of sports. Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper reporter Cutter Shiloh, has just broken the story that the Red Devils have just signed the first female soccer player to e…
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