BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer notes that the evil, hate-spewing Trumptard, was caught cavorting with a cheap Brooklyn whore at a Motel 6, in Flatbush.
Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he actually took 13 photos of the Trumpass, coming out of room 69, at the Mo-6 with the slut, who has been identified as either Lizza Belknap, 43, or Eudora Frizzenzello, 42.
Trump, of course, has said that he does not date (or boink) ugly women, which witnesses have said these two women certainly are.
Meanwhile Trump's soon-to-be-daughter-in-law, Kimberly Guilfoyle said that she knows Miss Frizzenzello, who charges $65 an hour or two hours for $125.
