CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports Satire) - A throughbred racehorse that is not owned by the world's greatest trainer Bob Baffert, has just won the 99th running of the Cheyenne Invitational Classic Derby. The horse which is owned by Wyoming buffalo ranc…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Now that the Dallas Cowboys season is over, team owner Jerry "The Disappointed" Jones is really madder than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. It had been over two decades since the Cowpokes last made the playoffs, and Jon…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reports that Donald Trump has just become the most pathologically delusional person in history. The Trumptard, as 99.3% of Democrats refer to him, still believes in his little bitty pea brain t…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is now in the Designer Ribbed Tampons business. The Left Coast Mirror's crack reporter Tequila Tallyho, writes that the bleached blonde, divorcee has gotten all kinds of offers from beer compani…
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Paul Bunyon Insurance Company has said that they had to fire one of their best employees. Company director of Human Resources, Ricky Saddleweather, stated that Miss Brunicia Spendington, 36, had been warned a…
PARAMUS, New Jersey - (FBI Satire) - The Federal Bureau of Investigation has just released a news release stating that they have just captured the most beautiful and most sexy female spy in the entire world. FBI spokesperson, Haylundina Y. Swanwel…
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Entertainment Satire) - Traci Diddle, top notch reporter with The National Rumblings News Agency, has just broken the story that country singer Dolly Parton has just opened up a pole dancing lounge in downtown Memphis. The hu…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump's chauffeur, Porcello Bickerhay, 39, told a reporter with Omnium Gatherum that the orange blossom asshole, has started eating a dozen (12) Dunkin Donuts for breakfast. OG writer Ashburn Wasabi, said that…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly elected GOP governor of the Anvil State of Arkansas, Sara "The Pillsbury Gal" Huckabee Sanders, is fit to be tied at the rampant lesbionic rumors that are swirling from the Left Coast to the Right Coa…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The woman who has been intimate with more Republican politicians than any other female in recent history, has just announced that she has a big secret to reveal. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, told Ma…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The US Guild of Therapists (USGT) has just released a 9-month study which confirms what 89.3% of all Americans already knew. And that is that the former Golfer-in-Chief (i.e. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is 100% bipolar…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - One of Donald Trump's Florida employees says she overheard him on the phone say that he has come to realize that several years ago he in fact was the nation's worst, piece-of-shit racist. The Trumptwat admitte…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just told the US media that President Biden has sent the Battleship Wyoming to North Korea in an effort to convince North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un to stop playin…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review reports that Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene was arrested in a Baltimore Malwart by a store greeter. SR reporter April Jiggle stated that the bleach blonde, recently divorced senator was asked upon le…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Vox Populi is reporting that Donald J. Trump has finally come to the realization that he will soon be sitting in Sing Sing Federal Prison and making New York state license plates. Vox-Pop reporter Tapioca Swizzle co…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI is reporting that King Charles III, has just informed them that effective immediately, he is naming his 70-year-old, sexy wife, Camilla Parker Bowles to be the head of The Buckingham Palace Security Agency.
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Asburn Wasabi, a writer with Omninum Gatherum, writes that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, estranged husband of Melania "Legs" Trump, has just been named by the Ku Klux Klan as their 2023 Man of The Year. When t…
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