BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The woman who has been intimate with more Republican politicians than any other female in recent history, has just announced that she has a big secret to reveal.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, told Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers, that most of the GOPricks she has had intimate relations with are not as well-endowed in the pecker department as they think.
MTG noted that the only D.C. senator who truly satisfied her in bed was Senator?
And Marj the Uumph Gal, revealed that he is an unmarried Democrat.
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