WASHINGTON, D.C. - United Kingdom Satire) - An employee for Scotland Yard recently revealed that the territorial police force has uncovered a secret file filled with the sexual exploits of several very high profile British individuals; including Prin…
WATERMELON SEED, South Carolina - The White House has informed the US news media that unnamed sources from China have stated that the so called Chinese spy balloon, that was shot down by an American F-14 fighter jet, was merely delivering a large pep…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The state of New York has just filed a lawsuit against the fella who claims to have groped (or grabbed) the hooha's (pussies) of over 17 million women. The New York attorney general stated that he has initiated a la…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It's no secret that Trump's face (and fat-as-shit) body is getting more orange by the day. On a scale of 1 to 10, Melania's estranged husband is a 10 and getting even higher the more he fibs. Brit comic Ricky Ger…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just informed the UK media that King Charles III, has agreed to host a benefit Texas-style barbecue to help the homeless people of London. The king got the idea from Prince H…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Information guru Andy Cohen says he recently talked to Ivanka Trump over the phone. He noted that she sounded better than ever about herself, her marriage, and the price of gasoline. Cohen asked her if she ever talks…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has confirmed that a Russian spy drone did fall to earth just outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia stated that the mayor of Cheyenne Patrick "Andy" Collins told her of…
LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (UK) has just been informed by Buckingham Palace, that King Charles III, will be visiting Ukraine very soon. Charles truly believes that now that he has gone from being a prince to being a full-fled…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll reveals that fast food has really gotten quite popular in every state in the union, but especialy in North Dakota. The poll revealed that coitus is now second to fast food in 369 of North Dakot…
CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - Egyptian Prince Fasuli Bambooki has asked the father of Tammy St. Beauregard for his gorgeously sexy daughter's hand. Rufus St. Beauregard, who is quite the joker, replied that the prince can have her hand just as lo…
LA BREA, California - (Satire News) - The eldest of the five sexy, big-assed Kardashian girls recently had lunch with her mom "Mama Kris," at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. As the two were eating their Fajita and Broccoli Pizza and drinking it down w…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Palm Beach Gazette-Bulletin says that Mar-a-Lago resident Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, states empathically that he will fight the charges that he is addicted to medicinal heroin. The Alpha Beta News Agency learne…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - One of Great Britain's prettiest, sexiest, and smartest citizens has said that anynone who hates her can simply pee in their pants and go straight down to fucking hell, where Satan has a spot reserved for "Cheryl Cole…
CINCINNATI, Ohio - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently spoke on the phone with a 26-year-old woman, who is positively gorgeous. He notes that the law firm receptionist named Susie Periwinkle, told him that her pus…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just commented that agents from Scotland Yard have uncovered a silver box of two dozen letters that were written by Queen Elizabeth to Donald Trump. The letters reportedly co…
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - The BBC has just been informed by Buckingham Palace that the 13th Portsmouth Infantry will be returning back from the frontlines in Ukraine. BBC reporter Oceana Figgly spoke with King Charles III, who informed…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump has told agents with the FBI, that he has no idea how the hell $27 million in cartel money ended up in his Mar-a-Lago basement. He said that they should perhaps talk to his two spacey sons, Don "Dopey" T…
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