LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just commented that agents from Scotland Yard have uncovered a silver box of two dozen letters that were written by Queen Elizabeth to Donald Trump.
The letters reportedly concern a 2013, incident which occurred in Elizabeth's master bedroom where Trump The Pussy Grabber groped QE even after she had told him, "Bloody no, I do not want your orange complected paws touching any part of my body; including my Labia Minerva, thank you, you blithering asshole creep."
In News From The North Pole. Scientists say that the North Pole temps are so damn cold that polar bears are starting to shiver.
