MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump has told agents with the FBI, that he has no idea how the hell $27 million in cartel money ended up in his Mar-a-Lago basement.
He said that they should perhaps talk to his two spacey sons, Don "Dopey" Trump and Eric "Goofy" Trump and see if perchance the money belongs to them.
The Nazi ass-kisser swears on the Wall Street Journal that he has no earthly idea how the money got there but he thinks that (1) It was put there by Nancy Pelosi, (2) It was put there by Liz Cheney, or (3) It was put there by space aliens who are registered Democrats. ■
