CINCINNATI, Ohio - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently spoke on the phone with a 26-year-old woman, who is positively gorgeous.
He notes that the law firm receptionist named Susie Periwinkle, told him that her pussy (beaver) is so damn BIG that no male wants to date her because there is no way that even a man with a 10-inch salami (cock) would be able to sexually satisfy her.
De Gallo, who reportedly is very well endowed in the schlong department, said that he would love to go out on a date with Susie and do some big time boinking.
Miss Periwinkle has gladly accepted Pico's offer and de Gallo will fly to Cincinnati and spend the night at her luxurious Hyde Park apartment.
SIDENOTE: De Gallo who commented that in the past he has dated Tinsel Town starlets Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, and Britney Spears said that he has total confidence that he will have Susie groaning and moaning like a young virgin within 45 seconds of making vajayjay entry.
