PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Info guru Andy Cohen has stated that America's Pussy Grabber, (aka The Orange Whale), has been spotted by Florida state detectives cavorting with pussy cats. Trump was observed at a Motel 6 in downtown Palm Be…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - After lots and lots of months, Melania Trump finally reveals the real reason why she left Donaldo. The estranged Mrs. Trump, who has been dating up a storm with an NBA super star with the L.A. Lakers told New News New…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump reportedly ignored warnings from his hair stylist that if he did not stop eating so many Big Macs, there was a strong possibility that his hair would explode. Well it has, as you can see from the…
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Two college girls who have been friends since the second grade have found a unique way to beat the cost of rising gasoline prices. Chelsi Topeka, 19, and Ribby Payola, 20, purchased a metal food cart from o…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the top rap bands in the USA has been arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Chicago Police officers arrested four of the members of the rap band Boyz 2 Noize after 24 pounds of Dizzee Rascal Razzle Dazzle Marijuana…
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres writes that the fans of Philadelphia sports teams (i.e. the Phillies, the 76ers, the Flyers, and the Union) can be some of the most fickle of any sports fans in the world; with t…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Stormy Daniels told Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole that she wants for Donald Trump, her ex-lousy-as-hell lover, to stop fucking texting her at all hours of the night just because he cannot sleep from all…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that funny Brit comedian Ricky "Mr. Venom" Gervais has been picked to host this year's Hollywood Hilarious Awards. BPT writer Carolina Chipotle, said that she spoke with the award show organi…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The last time that the Cowboys won the Super Bowl was 26 years ago, and team owner Jerry Jones is, to use a Texas expression, fit to be tied. Jones told his statuesque wife Eugenia, and children Stephen, Charlotte, and J…
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo says that a Hooters Girl in Cleveland waited on a gentleman who ran up an $87 bar tab. Melissa Ann Syracuse, 26, said that she waited on a brain surgeon, who had just l…
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - One of the world's richest men says that he lost $14 million on a Super Bowl bet. According to reporter Dottie Bazooka with The Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, multi gazillionaire Jeff Bezos, who recently has been acting s…
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The McDonalds fast food chain has just come up with a new menu meal combo that has proved to be extremely successful. Mickey D's has started selling it's Big Mac, McFries, and McBeer Combo for Adults Only, in…
GLASGOW, Scotland - (World Satire) - The United Kingdom's Ta Ta For Now News reports that a chambermaid from Old Kilt, Scotland, says that for the past 17 years she had been 93 pounds overweight. Maddie McTissyfinch, 38, said that her great grandm…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - Press Extra reports that President Obama is seriously considering running for president in 2024. The former POTUS, who was one of the most popular, tallest, and good-humored presidents in the history of presidents,…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Daily Max has just printed that the head of The infamous Goombalini mob family, Salvatore Goombalini, has stated that Don The Con (Trump) will not be able to run for president in the 2024 presidential campaign because h…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - Alpha Beta News Agency writer Mimosa Sabrosa reports that Vice-President Kamala Harris bet on the Kansas City Chiefs to beat the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl, and she won $1 million. Miss Sabrosa spoke wit…
KANSAS CITY - (Super Bowl Satire) - Sportsapalooza is reporting that the MVP of Super Bowl LVII, Patrick Mahomes will have to undergo surgery. Team physician, Dr. Coronado Hillbrewster said that Patrick will be going in to have ankle replacement s…
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