BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Two college girls who have been friends since the second grade have found a unique way to beat the cost of rising gasoline prices.
Chelsi Topeka, 19, and Ribby Payola, 20, purchased a metal food cart from one of the local Walmarts for $19, and that is how they get around town, where both are attending Swamp State College.
Ribby is majoring in Fish Medicine with a minor in Scandanavian Geography and Cheli is majoring in Female Urology with a minor in Volcanoism.
Miss Topeka wants to dispel the rumor that is going around the Swamp State campus that the two are involved in a lesbionic relationship.
Miss Payola pointed out that yes, the two have passionately made out on several occasions but both still love getting boinked by the guys at SSC.
