CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo says that a Hooters Girl in Cleveland waited on a gentleman who ran up an $87 bar tab.
Melissa Ann Syracuse, 26, said that she waited on a brain surgeon, who had just left the hospital.
Dr. Weldon P. Tartinberry, usually comes into the downtown Hooters on a daily basis. He just sits and sips beer, lots and lots of beer and eats complimentary peanuts.
This particular time, the doctor, who was still dressed in his pink colored medical scrubs, drank a little more than usual.
Miss Syracuse was extremely nice to him, even letting him fondle her left upper thigh for about 27 seconds, and not complaining when he pinched her nipple, as he mistakenly believed it was a complimentary peanut.
After an hour, the doctor left and he had left Melissa Ann a $7,000 tip on an $87 beer tab.
With everyone feeling the pinch at the moment, at least Melissa's getting compensated for it.
