CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) - The President spoke before a crowd of 27 at a Walmart parking lot, and told them that he promises he will never, ever leave the White House, even if someone kidnaps his son, Eric. Trump, who is becoming more…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many U.S. news agencies are reporting that Fox News host, Maria Bartiromo, has just become the most hated woman in America. Bartiromo, who is 53, but looks 83, interviewed President Trump, and, after she finished, s…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that President Trump has consulted one of the nation’s leading hand doctors. 5T stated that a source inside the White Folks House said that POTUS wants to have his tiny toddl…
MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – President Trump is taking credit for releasing 8,000 Alabama inmates into the general population. His base is foaming at the mouth, and asking him if he has lost his senses, or if is he already working on gett…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that several of President Trump’s golfing buddies are making fun of the fact that he is livid at the media, who have given him a new nickname: #Loser. He insists that he really did not los…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly-respected White House insider has overheard President Trump telling Michael Flynn and Kayleigh McEnany, that there is no way on earth he is going to go to prison. POTUS, who is in deep shit, as they say…
OXFORD, England – (Satire News) – It appears that in the race to find a vaccine for the Coronavirus, AstroZenzena may actually be better than either Pfizer or Moderna. Hundreds of scientists working with AstroZenzena have stated that their product…
DELTA DAWN, Mississippi – (Satire News) – GOPicky magazine is reporting that the president has decided to sell his Mississippi beach house. He told writer Amos Soursuckle that, now that he will soon become John Q. Public, he is going to have to cu…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) - President Trump’s lead lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just commented that two white extremist groups have filed lawsuits against one Donald Jonathan Trump, esq. The two organizations are the Ku Klux Klan and the P…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump has decided to use one of his 700 ‘Get Out of Jail Free” cards to pardon Michael Flynn and keep him from becoming an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. His press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, has hinted t…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) – With the Coronavirus still wreaking havoc, the mayor of the biggest entertainment city in the world has come up with a rather unique way to attract some gamblers to Sin City. Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman said she th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Jill Biden told Vox Populi News that she can hardly wait for her husband to be sworn in so that they can occupy the White House. She commented that the very first thing she is going to do is to trash all of Melan…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump continues to play golf every day, and is not too concerned with running the country. A very reliable White House staff member revealed that the President has pretty much put the running of the countr…
OPELOUSAS, Louisiana – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports a 10-year-old who is self-isolating with his parents is starting to go stir-crazy. The parents, Trevor and Addendina Acorn, are extremely worried and are beside themselves, as little Ti…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A recent poll conducted by the reputable polling agency, Quinnipinni, revealed that 91% of all Americans are fed up with Trump’s whining about his election loss. As many commented, the Lame Duck president is becomin…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - White House insiders say that the President is now sitting in his Presidential Bunker for up to 9 hours a day, sobbing like a baby. They note that he is getting much paler, and that he is actually starting to loo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has put out that with Donnie Jr. now infected with his dad’s COVID-19 virus, he now makes the number of White House residents, staffers, and ass-kissers who have contacted the dreaded disease at 83,…
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