Maria Bartiromo Has Just Become The Most Hated Woman In America

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 1 December 2020

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Fox News host Maria Bartiromo shown without her make up.

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many U.S. news agencies are reporting that Fox News host, Maria Bartiromo, has just become the most hated woman in America.

Bartiromo, who is 53, but looks 83, interviewed President Trump, and, after she finished, said that he is the greatest orator since Christopher Columbus, and that he seems to be getting handsomer with each hour.

"Bartzilla" as Nancy Pelosi has tagged her, remarked that regarding Trump's decision to place little children and even babies in cages, they can just all pretend that they're at summer camp.

She also commented that as for all of the people losing their homes, the solution in very simple, just move in with relatives or neighbors. Viola, problem solved said the mean, hateful, evil, bitch.

“Porpoise Lips”, as her co-workers call her behind her back, has certainly surpassed other hateful women of recent times, such as Ann Coulter, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Kayleigh McEnany, and Lara Trump.

Even hateful men, like Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell and Lindsey “The Sissy” Graham, say that Maria has gone totally bananas, as they say down in Costa Rica.

Zydeco Dupree, a stand-up comic from “Nawlins”, commented that “Barfo” looks like Sneezy of the Seven Dwarfs.

Dupree added that Maria’s ears are so big, she can hear people whispering in the next apartment.

He then pointed out that, after she interviewed Trump and kissed every square inch of his ass, it took two skin specialists a full 9 minutes, to remove her lips from Trump’s butt.

A Fox News insider says that Fox owner Rupert “Rumpelstiltskin” Murdoch is thinking about transferring “Bartzilla” to the Fox News bureau office in Panocha Grande, Guatemala.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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