President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 26 November 2020

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Pundits say that in 2021, Trump will probably be facing over 400 lawsuits.

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) - President Trump’s lead lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just commented that two white extremist groups have filed lawsuits against one Donald Jonathan Trump, esq.

The two organizations are the Ku Klux Klan and the Proud Boys. The two have filed a class action lawsuit in the amount of $47 million, charging that the President turned into a pantywaist due to prodding from PETA, the CIA, and the BBC.

A spokesman for KKK and the Proud Boys claim that Trump has shown the entire country and the world that he is nothing but a loser, and a sore loser at that.

The KKK and the PBs further state that they like presidents who win, and not who lose like Trump lost.

They added that he is a total embarrassment, not only to his base, but to every white extremist group in the entire nation.

The lawsuit goes on to state that several GOP organizations are circulating petitions asking Trump to never run for office again, and, if he does, they demand that he not run under the Republican banner.

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