The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just learned from an unnamed source that production will soon begin on the latest saga of the extremely popular film franchise, “The Vampire Diaries.” SSSM senior reporter Pomona Vox,…
Following the release of ‘No Time to Die’, Daniel Craig’s last outing as 007, the Internet has been awash with speculation over which actor will take over the iconic role. Will filmmakers break with tradition and cast a person of colour such as I…
You may remember a while ago The Spoof published a handy guide to how to write your own Christmas movie, and having taken us as our word, a few people have sent their scripts off and are now seeing them on the Hallmark Channel, and on Christmas Movie…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Scuttlebutt Review reports that the latest James Bond film "No Time To Die," starring Daniel Craig, was a big dud in Iowa, Nebraska, and Kansas, known collectively as the “Fly Over” states. SR reporter Dan “The…
Hello - How is everyone? Raymond Ving here again. You might remember me from such columns as Aubergines, there a bit aren't they? Or Custard? what's that all about. Here I am delivering my opinion on the latest Bond movie. Now, in the interest…
An actress that you liked in something because she played a nice character, is going to upset you with her turn as someone a lot more unpleasant. In the shocking turn of events, the actress who you like, but whose name you have forgotten will play…
The Covid-19 variant, called Delta, is turning into a War Of The Worlds film. So where is Tom Cruise? He’s supposed to be scaling down a rope, stop four inches above the floor and rescue the world from that killer virus called Delta. And Delta is no…
Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, known as Bennifer, have just signed to star in the remake of the Tri-Moon Films production of “Pretty Woman.” A sp…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily has just revealed that the Colombian bombshell actress, Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star in the Lion’s Face Pictures production of the bibliography of Melania Trump titled “Be Best.” The R-rated…
Barry and Dave are arguing, as normal. You would think nothing of it if was just two blokes in a pub, arguing, but Barry and Dave are two storm-troopers, feared across the galaxy for their skills in losing droids, falling for Jedi mind tricks, and be…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the new Touch Rock Films motion picture have been informed by its star that she will not be appearing nude in the movie’s opening scene, which takes place in an old abandoned termite-infested saw mill.
In his first foray as his own cinematographer Zach Snyder was forced to abandon his signature move, because he apparently couldn't find the "slo-mo button". "I thought it would be really obvious, like a big button or something", the famous filmmak…
Millions of people around the world have watched and enjoyed the film classic about the meeting between Pope Benedict and the not yet-Pope Francis. That was soon followed by the book or technically the screenplay, released in paperback shortly follow…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The much-anticipated remake of the nasty-as-sh*t film, "2 Girls 1 Cup" has finally hit the movie theaters. The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper is reporting that the Pipe Dreams Films production, which is produc…
Late yesterday, the Weifang Packada Eco-friendly Technology Corporation announced it has completed field-testing for a “penis-friendly” popcorn container. The container, designated as the WADAWAY21™ has undergone trials in 14 markets around the w…
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