Hello - How is everyone? Raymond Ving here again. You might remember me from such columns as Aubergines, there a bit aren't they? Or Custard? what's that all about.
Here I am delivering my opinion on the latest Bond movie.
Now, in the interests of clarity, I haven't seen it yet, and to be honest, I don't really intend to, but James Bond films are all just about a bloke being a bit moody, aren't they?
I mean, other than a bit of mild peril, some collateral damage to some buildings, and a few hundred casualties in high-speed chases (which are never talked about, are they?) and a few lame jokes, nothing much happens, does it?
Join me next time for my in-depth look at the Carry On Films. It will be nearly as insightful to read as this one has been, and no mistake.
