HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - Houston Astros super star Jose Altuve spoke with a reporter for CBS Sports, and told him that the Astros have learned their lesson, and they will never, ever again cheat during a baseball game. He noted that it has been…
LONG ISLAND, New York – (Sports Satire) – Back in April, Major League Baseball hired an investigating firm from Manhattan to conduct a secret investigation into all 30 MLB teams. CBS Sports is reporting that the firm, Kellogg, Fribble, & Quay,…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) - The Chicago Cubs organization has always had a pulse on the city located on Lake Michigan. ESPN-5 talked to Cubs manager David Ross at a local Red Lobster, and discussed his latest idea regarding the Black Lives Matter…
US president Donald Trump has claimed that the idea to build the southern border wall to physically separate the US from Mexico was not entirely his own, having had, he says, advice directly from God. The wall, which stretches for nearly 2,000 mil…
ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that Liberty Media Corporation, which owns the Atlanta Braves, wants their fans to please be patient because they are in the process of changing the team name. A spokesperson for the Braves organizat…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - Reps for both the Seattle Mariners and the Houston Astros have promised MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred that they will no longer participate in bench-clearing brawls. According to Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustra…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of Major League Baseball, told ESPN-4 that the biggest problem he is facing is the incessant epidemic outbreak of bench-clearing brawls. He stated that he has made it abundantly clear to…
PITTSBURGH – (Baseball Satire) - There hasn't been much for the Pirate fans to cheer about so far this season, as their beloved team has the worst record of any Major League Baseball team. Manager Derek “The Shelster” Shelton was asked by a report…
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) - It appears that, lately, anytime that there is a bench-clearing incident, chances are the Astros are one of the two participating teams. One sports writer from Tijuana, Mexico, wrote that the Astros seem to draw controv…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - In an effort to try and get away a bit from the constant Coronavirus pandemic talk, the Sports Bet Gazette has just named baseball’s ugliest stadium. And the dubious award goes to Miller Park, home of the Milwauke…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - The Electoral College Astros, as many L.A. Dodger fans call them, lost to the other L.A. team, the Los Angeles Angels, 5-4. A groundskeeper reported that, during the game, he counted at least 43 hot dogs that were throw…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - As anyone who knows anything about baseball knows, the rivalry between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Houston Astros has recently escalated to stratospheric heights. It began years ago with the Wife-Stealing Scandal, b…
MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of MLB, has told the sports media that every day, his damn headache gets worse and worse. He pointed out that, now, a team of baseball park inspectors are recommending that the Florida Marlins'…
MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is in a state of shock, as they have just learned that the Florida Marlins have announced that a dozen of their players now have COVID-19. Team manager, Don Mattingly, stated that they still have 43 other…
NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The President really had his feelings hurt when he learned that his hometown Yankees said they do not want him to toss out the first pitch, as is customary. A rep for the Bronx Bombers stated that it was just…
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