ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that Liberty Media Corporation, which owns the Atlanta Braves, wants their fans to please be patient because they are in the process of changing the team name.
A spokesperson for the Braves organization, Lulu "Cutesy" Molinari, said that the team lawyers are presently scouring through the Library of Congress in order to eliminate the names that are already taken.
The Braves rep stated that a group of top executives along with the sexy trophy wife of team vice-president Donavan P. Hipheimer will be picking from a final list of name suggestions that includes Jellyfish, Emus, Lobsters, Chinchillas, and Wombats.
Hipheimer’s girlfriend, Muffin, stated she likes the name Wombats, because of the baseball connotation.
Meanwhile, the president of the Atlanta Braves Fan Club, Ronda Jo Warbler, told Fox Sports News that she is upset because they rejected her suggestion, which was the Chimpanzees.