AUSTIN - (Satire News) - A person (who is in the same "Racist League" as Adolf Hitler, George Wallace, the KKK, Hirohito, and Donald "Itsy Bitsy Fingers" Trump), namely GOPer Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott, informed his chief of security Warren "Bub…
NEW ORLEANS - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily writer Valerie Vistawood, has just announced that more people are watching ABC's "American Idol," that its competitors on CBS and NBC. Vistawood notes that some of the leading US publications including…
LONDON - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the 74-year-old ruling monarch of the United Kingdom, King Charles III, has a huge royal crush on the sexy sexpot British singer Cheryl Cole, who at 39, is young enough to be his granddaughter. Chas, a…
MEXICALI, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The Manchester United soccer team is on a world whirlwind tour and they are scheduled to play half a dozen teams in exhibition games. In their latest game, Man U coached by Erik ten Hag, was quite disappointed…
NASHVILLE - (American Idol Satire) - Ryan Seacrest told a reporter for The Nashville Musical Mirror Newspaper that this season's group of young singers is the best he has seen in the shows 21 years. Aiden Adain, 19, from Clover, South Carolina, sa…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the most outspoken Republicans in D.C., Marjorie Taylor Greene was slightly hurt (mostly her feelings) when she was viciously attacked while having dinner (by herself) at D.C.'s exquisite 5-star restaurant Ch…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just pointed out that the has been comedian Jerry Seinfeld, has just been fined $75,000 by the FBI for using the hackneyed, boring, tedious, and monotonous term "Yada, Yada, Yada" way too many fucking ti…
DETROIT - (Fast Food Satire) - Little Caesars Inc. has just made it known that due to popular demand, they will be discontinuing their Seahorse Pizza. Company spokesperson Luigi Guido Bambalini, 59, said that patrons just did not like the idea of…
CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds makes it a point to always listen to its customers, and many of them have asked that Mickey D's please add a smoking room to their restaurants One smoker Ezra "Smokey" Hopquist from Alligator Nuts, Flo…
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Food Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just informed the public that the newest Whataburger Restaurant in Mexico, is doing record-breaking business. The Orange W eatery is selling out a new food item that Whatabur…
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Satire News) - One of the nation's funniest and most clever comedians recently said that the reason why "Haters" hate is simply because they are bitter, non-creative, jealous pieces of shit. Zydeco Dupree, who has been co…
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Boom Boom News (North Korea) reports that Kim Jong-un recently sent a text to Putin asking him how the war with the Ukraine was going, the high rising cost of vodka, and if he is still dilly dallying with the Stromovich twins…
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Satire News) - The GOP publication GOPicky Magazine writes that the state that voted for the Trumpass more than any other state (Alabama) has totally flipped against the Orange Blimp, that be DJT. GOPicky writer Tabitha Wish…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC has just broken the story that premier league footballer at a a top flight club is dating one of Russia's most infamous spies. The player, with the initials D.L., has denied the alleged allegations, but BBC reporte…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed why the most popular TV soap opera in the nation has decided to change its name. The show "As The World Turns," has been on the air for 54ΒΌ years, and in its time it has seen 94…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that the newly elected governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sindy Huckabee, who tips the scales at 241, which is a HELL of a lot for a woman who is only 5-foot-1-inch tall, or even for a woman who…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount, told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he is as happy as a bull in a herd of 95 cows. Mount, who portrays railroad foreman Cullen "No Bullshit" Bohannon, said that the…
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