LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that the newly elected governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sindy Huckabee, who tips the scales at 241, which is a HELL of a lot for a woman who is only 5-foot-1-inch tall, or even for a woman who is 6-foot-1-inch for that matter, will be going into Little Rocks' St. Land of Cotton Hospital.
A spokesman for the extremely overweight governor said that she will be getting 30 pounds of cellulite removed from each thunderous thigh for a simple arithmetic total of 60 pounds!
Sarah Sindy, confided to her daddy Mike "Plain Jane" Huckabee that the other night she rolled over in bed and nearly crushed the daylights (and nightlights) out of her husband Bryan "Bubba" Chatfield.
Meanwhile Gov. Huckabee's supporters say that they like "Fats" a lot, but they are going to insist that she loses some weight, lots and lots of weight.
