HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just pointed out that the has been comedian Jerry Seinfeld, has just been fined $75,000 by the FBI for using the hackneyed, boring, tedious, and monotonous term "Yada, Yada, Yada" way too many fucking times.
A rep for the FBI, agent Willowneena Boobinski, 49, said that the monotoned Seinfeld had been warned a total of 13 times to refrain from using the four-letter word, but since he ignored the warnings, the FBI decided to hit him in his wallet.
Seinfeld reportedly said that this is America, and if he wants to say that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is nothing but a low-life, bottom-dwelling, itty bitty fingered, perverted Nazi mofo, then he can.
Jerry the Fairy, as he is referred to when in San Francisco, divulged that the FBI can stick their battering rams up their collective asses.
