BEL AIR, California – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette reports that Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, are truly enjoying getting to rub elbows with the Hollywood elite. The happy couple recently had dinner with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston a...
LAS VEGAS – The Vox Populi News Agency has reported that the Democratic candidates pretty much turned the debate into a free-for-all. In fact, several audience members sitting in the front row had to duck a couple of folding chairs that were toss...
LOS ANGELES – Kathy Griffin recently stated that she can no longer keep quiet about her and President Trump. The 59-year-old comedian said that, some years ago, before "President Bone Spurs" married Melania, she had a tryst with the man who now l...
CALEXICO, California – The president’s first and most conceited daughter, Ivanka, was campaigning for her daddy out in Calexico, California. She was asked about the fact that her father lies more times per day than the entire populations of France...
DUCKWATER, Nevada – Bernie Sanders was campaigning in Duckwater, Nevada, which is famous for being the only city west of the Mississippi River that Mrs. Abraham Lincoln ever visited. Sanders was interviewed by a reporter with The Las Vegas Citizen...
NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to a reporter with The New York Sun-Orbserver. He let it be known that he is extremely pissed off at “The Little Peter Tweeter”, as 93.8% of all Democrats call the current resident in...
MEMPHIS, Tennessee – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were in Memphis visiting the Yippee-Ki-Yay Country Music Museum located on Red Neck Drive. They got to view country music artifacts and relics, such as an AK-47 semi-automatic rifle that was onc...
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – The Miami Globe-Gazette has just reported that President Trump’s attorney, Segundo Juarez, has filed a lawsuit in behalf of his client. The lawsuit seeks damages in the amount of $16.2 million. Juarez told an assembled group...
SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – The Beer Suds Arena in downtown Milwaukee was standing room only for the concert featuring Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande. The three very popular singers performed a song that Cher had written especially for t...
DAYTONA, Florida – President Trump and First Lady Melania showed up at the Daytona 500, uninvited, and damn, if old “Cheeto Face” didn’t go and jinx the race! According to The Miami Globe-Gazette, President Trump told one of Ricky Stenhouse Jr's m...
TWEET #1 – For the 13th time, I do not know this Rudy Giulani fella nor have I ever met the butt ugly looking loser. TWEET #2 – Let’s all remember that the attorney general is first of all, President Trump’s personal attorney. And secondly if the...
MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...
HOLLYWOOD – The former Duchess of Sussex has decided to launch her own panties line, and she is calling it The Princess Meghan String Bikini Panties Collection. Her husband Prince Harry encouraged her by telling her that she has the sexiest panti...
NEW YORK CITY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that five countries want President Trump kicked out of office immediately. Pierre DuPuzzle, who is the spokesman for the 5-country group, said that the petitions contain a total of 29,802,714...
PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters. Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – RumorLand News is reporting that Donald Trump has turned into a rabid, orange-colored pit bull, and is writing nasty tweets about William Barr. The man who Ariana Grande calls “El Orange Estupido”, said that Barr’s recent 65-pou...
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