NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to a reporter with The New York Sun-Orbserver.
He let it be known that he is extremely pissed off at “The Little Peter Tweeter”, as 93.8% of all Democrats call the current resident in the White House.
Giuliani who is 75, but is looking 95, these days says that he knows more X-Rated secrets about Trump than both of Donnie’s ex-wives, his current wife, and Stormy Daniels all put together.
The “Ugly Swamp Creature”, as Lou Dobbs calls Rudy, told the Sun-Observer that with what he knows about Trumpski and all of his extensive collusion with Putin, Melania’s sugar daddy hubby could easily be making license plates at Sing Sing Prison well into his 90s.
When asked to elaborate on some of his the president's secrets, Rudy grinned like the Rottweiler that swallowed the canary and replied, “Well, for now, let me just say that what I know about POTUS is utterly disgusting, horribly nasty and viciously vulgar enough to even make Stormy Daniels blush."
(IN CLOSING – Trump reportedly told his Fox News boyfriend, Sean “Scrotum Face” Hannity to tell his viewers not to believe Stormy Daniels, who said that he has a tiny orange weenie.)