George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 15 February 2020

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George Conway recently told a close friend that if Kellyanne does not quit her job he may file for divorce.

PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters.

Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that the man he calls “The Commander-In-Shit” gets his lying ass kicked in the November presidential election.

So far the Dump Trump 2020 movement has gotten promises from over 13.8 million GOPers that say that they are so fed up with POTUS that they would even vote for Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi over the orange habitual liar.

One lifelong GOP supporter, Horatio P. Arbuckle, 83, said, “I have been a blue stater all my life, but this p*ssy grabbin, keister gropin’ wacko needs to be put in a home for pathological liars. [WRITER’S NOTE: Interestingly enough there is such a place located only about 1.7 miles from the White House.]

Another staunch long-time GOP supporter, Nettie McMustard, 79, said, I loved Georgie Bush, Johnny McCain, and Mittens Romney, but this Trumpski fella makes Adolf Hitler look like Anderson Cooper.”

(IN CLOSING – The New York State Attorneys Union has just voted Rudy Giuliani as 'The Ugliest Looking Lawyer’ in the entire state of New York.)

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