Donald Trump - The Little Peter Tweeter (5 Tweets)

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 16 February 2020

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Trump told an MSNBC reporter, "You see my tiny finger? It is the most powerful tweeting finger in the entire world.

TWEET #1 – For the 13th time, I do not know this Rudy Giulani fella nor have I ever met the butt ugly looking loser.

TWEET #2 – Let’s all remember that the attorney general is first of all, President Trump’s personal attorney. And secondly if the Democrats do not like it, then they can all just pack up and go back to Denmark.

TWEET #3 – For all of the nosy folks who want to know what’s Melania really like. I will tell you that Melania really likes your non-colluding perfectly well-endowed president.

TWEET #4 – I am still extremely pissed off that I was not allowed to buy Greenland. But your handsome stud president has now decided that he will be buying either Switzerland, Iceland, or Botswana.

TWEET #5 – My brother from another mother Sean Hannity just told Laura “Horse Face” Ingraham that not only am I the most intelligent president in the history of presidents, but that I am also the prettiest, now maybe not as pretty as my sweet, long-legged Melania, but pretty nonetheless.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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