TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - In a breaking story, Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle is reporting that Tom Brady, who just recently retired from the NFL after 22 seasons is contemplating throwing his 'helmet' into the ring and running fo…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Now that the future hall of fame quarterback Tom Brady has retired, his analyst services are going to be in great demand. Sporting Chance Magazine’s Tango Brisket reports that the big four sports networks are sali…
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has broken the story that a man who is arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL is hanging up his cleats, his helmet, and his jock strap. Zorro La Bamba spoke with To…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Two of the best future Hall of Fame quarterbacks appear to have come to the end of their pigskin passing careers. Tom Brady with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers with the Green Bay Packers both saw their…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all-time recently sat down and spoke with Dottie Bazooka of Sports Balls Illustrated. Brady talked about how he is 99.8% certain that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will make it to th…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – The iNews Agency is reporting that President Biden is thrilled that the Super Bowl champions, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, will be attending a White House dinner in their honor. The president personally called Tom…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The woman, that television pundits consider The Queen of Reality Shows, says she will be returning to TV Land very soon. The 46-year-old single mother of eight told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that she has been approa…
TAMPA BAY – (Satire News) – After getting his butt kicked all over Raymond James Stadium by Tom Brady’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs, showed that he’s an honorable man. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, st…
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just revealed that the two Super Bowl quarterbacks Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes, have just made a fantastic bet with each other on upcoming Super Bowl LV, number 55 for those who don’t speak R…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satires) – In the battle of the two future Hall of Fame quarterbacks, Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the man with the same initials as the city he plays for came out on top. The Bucs beat the Pack 31 to 26. Dottie Bazooka with Sp…
BILLINGSGATE POST: As if struck by a lightning bolt while on his porcelain throne, in a spirit of unbounded equanimity, unmatched since he pardoned Roger Stone, today President Trump announced his latest pardon list. Limiting it to those accused o…
He has six Super Bowl rings and 14 Pro Bowl appearances. And he’s a shoo-in for the Pro Football Hall of Fame. But don’t expect Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback and New England Patriots legend Tom Brady to hang up his bulky knee brace anytime…
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Tom Terrific was was not even “Ter” as he was handed the worst loss of his 21 NFL seasons. Drew Brees and the "Nawlins" Saints were all over Brady like bumblebees on grape jelly. It was such a horrible and sad thin…
LLAMAVILLE, Peru – (Sports Satire) – Little Fabiola Pampana is only seven years old, but she has what is believed to be the largest collection of Tom Brady football trading cards in the world, numbering over 9,000. Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Ball…
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