So says Dr. Rotundus Boypincher of the Famous Boypincher Clergy Family - (going far Back in British Church history). He was doing a TV book interview for his latest book - 'How Britain Civilized the World and Made Lots of Money. Doing It'. B…
How can a man kick a couple out of the home given to them by Queen Elizabeth - and then send them a friendly invite to his coronation? How can a man take away harry and Meghan’s police protection (and the police protection for their two young roy…
Part of the coronation ceremony is an anointing with oils on hands and face. Charles being a thoroughly modern monarch has asked for suntan lotion for the royal anointing. Also, he hates the thought of olive oil and cinnamon on his skin.
LONDON - (Gossip Satire) - The BBC, which is the best source for current affairs (no pun intended) is reporting that a source within Buckingham Palace, has revealed that King Charles III, informed her that he is totally smitten with the lovely, lusci…
Windsor Castle has a temporary weight lifting room in the old Dungeon - so Charles can physically get ready to be crowned King of England in May. Camilla is there in tights, with a little whip to snap at him - if he flags in his weightlifting du…
The huge Solid Oak British Coronation Chair will make you Ass numb in five minutes - say a member of the team repairing and re-gilding the Royal Chair. The Team knows personally - as they have been sitting in the Chair and doing Selfies (for frie…
LONDON - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the 74-year-old ruling monarch of the United Kingdom, King Charles III, has a huge royal crush on the sexy sexpot British singer Cheryl Cole, who at 39, is young enough to be his granddaughter. Chas, a…
Not the final arbitrator of every situation, yet Judge Judy always seems to hit the nail on the head. This recent nail was hammered down on a particular son of a King about to have his coronation in May of 2023. Guess who? Usually, she might d…
A shortage of some fruits and vegetables in the United Kingdom that has prompted rationing at most major supermarkets that could last until May, has left Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle breathing a sigh of relief. With tomatoes, and cabbag…
NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - One of the hottest rock and roll bands in the business, The Raging Female Hormones, has just fired their longtime manager, King Charles III, formerly Prince Charles I. The sexy band members decided to drop Camilla'…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles has just informed the UK news media that he has decided to graciously open up Buck House, as Brit comic Ricky Gervais calls the palace, so that any commoners can visit and take a look at what wealth, entitlement,…
Inspired by the dancing on YouTube, King Charles decided to include a Bee Gees' STAYIN' ALIVE dance routine during or perhaps right after his coronation while moving down the aisle out of Westminster Abby. After reviving her with smelling salts,…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Royal Fog Research Group notes that the UK's new king, Charles III, has invited the great President Biden to visit him and his stunningly sexy wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles for a sit-down dinner and musical co…
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of Britain's most beloved celebrities, Cheryl Cole recently spoke with BBC writer Oceana Figgly at a downtown McDonalds. Cole, who has been described as sensuously erotic by most male members of Parliament revealed to…
It may have been an early Sunday morning hoax or King Charles with an open mike. Nevertheless, Sunday morning on You-Tube, there was a photograph of King Charles on the screen, and King Charles prepared to make a public announcement about why Harry a…
Sir Nigel Hufflesnuff, the Royal Dog Walker, is sad. The Queen is gone, but her corgis remain, and they are saddest of all, so thinks Nigel. After several attempts through various intermediaries, Nigel has tried to bring the corgis to the attentio…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just informed the UK media that King Charles III, has agreed to host a benefit Texas-style barbecue to help the homeless people of London. The king got the idea from Prince H…
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