Inspired by the dancing on YouTube, King Charles decided to include a Bee Gees' STAYIN' ALIVE dance routine during or perhaps right after his coronation while moving down the aisle out of Westminster Abby.
After reviving her with smelling salts, Camilla asked whether he had totally lost his mind. She insisted that the Archbishop of Canterbury would never approve of such an exhibition in Westminister Abby.
Charles insisted that the Archbishop would also have to join the STAYIN' ALIVE dance routine while exiting down the aisle. “I am King, after all.”
King Charles added that he thought the entire congregation at Westminster Abby should also dance out of the Abby, participating in the STAYIN' ALIVE routine.
"It would give a new boost to our nation, the United Kingdom, and the Common Wealth."
He added that Canada and Trudeau get all the youth press and praise. Isn’t he tall, dark and handsome! And he speaks fluent French.
"It’s time the British Crown take back the James Bond veneer. Like wow, and like right now! The coronation is the perfect opportunity.”
Not totally convinced, Camilla advised, “You’ll need a chiropractor, acupuncture, trainer, choreographer, tubs of liniment just to get into dance movement and an elastic suit to wear at the coronation..”
He snapped his fingers. “The name is Charles. KING Charles.”
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