Charles Wants Sun Tan Lotion for his Coronation Ceremony - (the Royal Anointing)

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 5 March 2023

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It's a tricky business!

Part of the coronation ceremony is an anointing with oils on hands and face.

Charles being a thoroughly modern monarch has asked for suntan lotion for the royal anointing.

Also, he hates the thought of olive oil and cinnamon on his skin.

He will be out in the sun a lot after the ceremony - greeting the people and needs sunscreen protection.

And at his age there is always a concern about skin cancer.

After the anointing is the investiture - putting on the heavy crown loaded with all those jewels from India and Africa.

Once 'invested' he moves over to the royal throne and all the peers kneel and bow their heads - acknowledging he is top dog of all England.

(In the past - those not bowing their heads frequently lost their heads.)

And England has a new modern monarch!

First on the agenda - evict some more useless royals and their royal kids to cut down the total number of royals on the royal taxpayer dole.

(About $100 million a year).

Charles is even thinking of telling some to them to get real jobs.

There will be a lot of gnashing of royal teeth - male and female - when that happens.

No more easy life - time employment with free homes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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