LONDON - (Satire News) - One of Britain's most beloved celebrities, Cheryl Cole recently spoke with BBC writer Oceana Figgly at a downtown McDonalds.
Cole, who has been described as sensuously erotic by most male members of Parliament revealed to Miss Figgly that three years ago King Charles III, back when he went by the name of Prince Charles, planted a kiss smack dab on her puckeroni, as they refer to the lips in Italy.
She noted that they were in the Winston Churchill Commemorative Smoking Room in Buckingham Palace at the time.
Cheryl, who has probably dated more men than Taylor Swift, recalled that Chas, as she calls the new king, told her that if he was not married he would marry her quicker than it takes a fly to burp.
Cole smiled like the Chelsea cat that swallowed the Calvadnack canary, and stated a bit tongue-in-cheek, that she would have loved to have become Princess Cheryl.
