MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Everyone knows that Ivanka is still the apple of Trumptard’s eye, as well as the banana, the cantaloupe, and the papaya. Her brothers “Dopey 1” (Don Jr.) and “Dopey 2” (Eric), cannot believe how upset their sister is ab…
NEW YORK CITY – (Magazine Satire) - The woman who has interviewed more famous people than even Barbara Walters, recently sat down with a man who says he came very close to becoming America’s first king, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. OPRAH: Well h…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – According to Wild Whisper’s reporter Margarita Mixx, Ivanka Trump has finally revealed that she does not wear panties. Trump’s favorite child was interviewed by Miss Mixx, and she flat out told her that the reason she s…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter Abby Yukon has broken the story that the former first, first daughter has spiraled down into an abysmal, nervosa state of ipso factocrapalitis. New York City shock jock, Howard Stern, who at one t…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle with National Rumblings said that she spoke with the former first daughter and she is positively nervous, worried, and scared-as-shit. Sweet Lips, as DJT calls his favorite child, said that just within the…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Scandal Today has just learned that Trump’s favorite child, the 6-foot-tall bleached blonde Amazon woman does in fact have a landing strip. ST reporter Cheyenne Patio spoke with Ivanka’s massage therapist, who confirmed…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Taboid Today has just confirmed that Donald Trump’s favorite child has officially entered into the menopausal state. Double T reporter Papaya Bamboo, first broke the story after talking to Ivanka's step-mommy Melani…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that Donald Trump really and truly went off the deep end when he made a comment that makes the late perverted, Jeffrey Epstein seem like a girl scout. The orange Orca whale (aka Dona…
PALM BEACH, Florida - ( Satire New) – Word coming out of the spider-infested Mar-a-Lago mansion is that Donald John Trump is thrilled to announce that his vice-presidential running mate will be none other than his hot, sexy, lusciously delicious daug…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Ivanka Trump household is that the long-legged former adviser to DJT has just found out that she has second-degree athlete’s foot. Donald Trump’s youngest son Barron reportedly spoke with Hollywoo…
PALM SPRINGS, Florida – (Satire News) – An insider reports that the sparks are flying far and wide inside the Trump compound known as Mar-a-Lago. The source said that two Secret Service agents had to physically separate the wife and eldest daught…
PALM BEACH, Florida – - (Satire News) - Reports out of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion state that he is beginning to feel the heat from all of his illegal shenanigans committed throughout the past decades. iRumors reported that he is so scared about go…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In what political pundits are calling a concerted effort to save his ass and keep from going to prison, Ivanka’s wimpish husband, Jared Kushner, has flipped on his daddy-in-law. Jared "Sissy Britches" Kushner has al…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz was the first news agency to report that the former first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was allegedly caught making out with a very attractive, much younger woman in Central Park. The individual who claims to have se…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are reporting that D.J. Trump’s favorite child has decided that she wants to move to California. Ivanka Trump, 39, confided to her half-sister Tiffany Maples-Trump that she is sick and tired of her…
Mar-A-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Now that she is no longer confined to the White House, the former “Be Best” woman has started to speak her mind more and more regarding her loser husband. Melania recently appeared on “The View” and she told W…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Trump insider has expressed that Donald Trump’s favorite offspring, is in an extremely depressed state. The close family friend said that he’s known Ivanka for 33 years, ever since she was a little girl of 6. He not…
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