NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – MLB pitchers have banded together and 147, recently signed a petition that states that they want to be allowed to use grip enhancers, so that they are not embarrassed before millions of fans when the ball suddenly fa…
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – After months of trying to find a name to replace the inappropriate team name, the Cleveland Indians organization has finally decided on a new name. Team Spokeswoman Loretta Ramona Dellvippy, who has been separated fro…
PHOENIX – (Sports News) – With a horrific record of 20-43, the Diamondbacks of Arizona are looking more like fishing worms than rattlesnakes. Thousands of fans have abandoned the Major League Baseball team, and are instead, watching reality shows…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The legendary spit ball has been gone for years now, but now, baseball pundits, observers, and even hot dog vendors are noticing an ever-growing increase in the so-called sticky ball. There is no doubt that all Ma…
PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w…
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – Boston Red Sox management, has stated that effective immediately, firearms will be strictly prohibited from the team’s locker room, the dugout, and the bullpen. Red Sox chief of security Miles P. McMiles stated that he f…
In a wild action-packed contest this afternoon in St. Louis, most fans would have told you the game had a little bit of everything - almost everything that is! Until the top of the 8th inning that is! Three pitches had been thrown, the count was…
TAIPEI, Tiawan – (Sports Satire) – Taiwan’s national news agency Rickshaw News, has just reported an amazing feat accomplished by a member of one of Tiawan’s premier little league teams. Little 12-year-old Jiaming Yu Tong, who plays for the Taipei…
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Baseball oddsmakers have spoken and they say that the odds-on-favorites to meet in October’s World Series Classic are the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Kansas City Royals. Noted Sin City oddsmaker Ted Tangerine, 71, sta…
PITTSBURGH – (Sports News) – The word buzzing around the baseball world is that the Pittsburgh Pirates, may just be the first Major League Baseball team to hire a female player. Sporting Chance Magazine’s Hercules Confetti, has commented that an 1…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The sports world is abuzz with news that Houston Astros owner Jim “Whopping” Crane is toying with the idea of changing the team name back to it’s original name, The Colt 45’s. Back in 1962, the newly formed team was lau…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The manager of the New York Yankees, Aaron Boone, says he hasn’t been as happy as he is now since 2001, when he won $91,000 on Lucky Lady La Brea at the Santa Anita racetrack. The thing that has Boone so extremely…
Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Sporting Chance Magazine reports that the Houston Astros have made a big turnaround, and they have, little by little, overcome the 2017 sign-stealing scandal. The Astros are now rockin’ and rollin’ toward the MLB po…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has informed the baseball public that the Dodgers are the number one team in all of baseball. The West Coast hardballers currently have an amazing win-loss record of 32-13. The Dodgers have some of the…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…
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