The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Looking at An Amazing 18-Year-Old Female Shortstop

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 19 March 2021

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Catalina says she does not have a boyfriend, because she wants to focus 100% on her baseball career.

PITTSBURGH – (Sports News) – The word buzzing around the baseball world is that the Pittsburgh Pirates, may just be the first Major League Baseball team to hire a female player.

Sporting Chance Magazine’s Hercules Confetti, has commented that an 18-year-old high school senior student from Arkadelphia, Arkansas, named Catalina Vasovino will be graduating in June, and she is expected to sign a professional baseball contract.

Vasovino, who stands 6-foot-1, and weighs 141, has a 4-year high school hitting average of .572. So far in her senior year she has hit 37 home runs, and she also plays the glockenspiel in the school’s marching band, and she manages a Jack-in-the-Box restaurant on week-ends.

A scout with the Pirates said that on top of being a fantastic shortstop, Catty was also voted the high school’s most beautiful girl, most likely to succeed, and the female senior girl with the sexiest-looking legs.

Ms. Vasovino told Confetti that her favorite musical group is the Quesadilla Sisters Band, her favorite number is 103, and her favorite color is off-white.

Catalina remarked to Don Lemon that she hopes to one day meet Vice-President Kamala Harris, and talk about the vice-presidency, California cuisine, Jamaica, and kick boxing.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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